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Choose Your Own Adventure: Valentine Gothic Edition
What accessory do you choose as a good luck charm?

E.H.
Feb 27, 20216 min read
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[EXCLUSIVE]: Senator Ted Cruz’s Remarks on the Tooth Fairy
It is the responsibility of this office to acknowledge that if that many people believe in this sprite that steals teeth, it must be true.

Marriya Schwarz
Jan 21, 20214 min read
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Please Stop Fucking During a Pandemic: A Note from the College Board
We’ve arrived at the decision that schools can’t admit students solely based on their crew involvement and their famous Full House parent.

Marriya Schwarz
Dec 17, 20203 min read
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Who’s Haunting Who? A Note from the Ghost in Your House During COVID-19
Hey, Craig! Quick question: Do you remember the office? You know, that place you used to go for 8 hours a day?

Marriya Schwarz
Oct 28, 20203 min read
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